Showing posts with label nails. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nails. Show all posts

Saturday, January 26, 2013

DREAM SERIES: IS FREDDY KRUEGER BLACK NOW?

 What is really going on in my sub conscience?  

  Just a few minutes ago, I woke up wondering why this guy couldn't come up with some original shit! Ok, so my friend and I are walking through a gate to go home when we notice some old black guy hovering around.  We, of course, tell him to leave and proceed to go in.  I guess neither one of our dogs existed in the dream because there was barking.  We start heading up some stairs and notice this guy is behind us.  We try to open the door, but there is paper stuffed in one of the lock.  Can you explain to me how one can stuff those annoying sales papers that come in the mail into a key hole?  Anyway, I happen to have a knife that I'm using to try to get the paper out, but it's too late.  Mr. Ben, I mean, black Freddy is now in my face.  He was tall, at least 6'4".  If that's not tall to you, I'm jealous.  He had a bald head and very long nails.  His nails weren't metal like Freddy's though, his looked like he went to the nail shop, got tips put on and never cut them.  So, I use the knife and get to slicing.  He was talking major crap, too bad I can't remember what he was saying now because it might pertain to my real life.  Anyway, I'm stabbing him in the throat, slicing his arm where it's supposed to immobilize it (according to some self defense site I saw once), but it isn't fazing him at all.  I mean, he's not even bleeding and there wasn't any evidence that he at least got a scratch.  Through all of this though, I'm telling myself to calm down and stay focused while telling him he sucks and just operates off of other peoples fears.  We turn around and suddenly I'm up against a rail.  I guess he thought that I would fall and that would be my demise.  Nope, I knew the rail was not going to support me and, like an awesome ninja, I floated down to the ground in some ninja stance (at least in my mind it was a ninja stance).  Anyway, we battle some more, actually, it's more like I'm cutting like a  mad woman and he's just talking crap and waving his fingernails around.  Suddenly, he disappeared.  I thought he was behind me so I kept turning around and around, but he was gone.  Suddenly, there is a man sitting in a chair on the opposite side of the lawn just watching me.  He kind of reminded me of Zack Galafianakis.    Anyway, as I'm trying to figure out where he came from, he starts twitching and groaning.  Black ooze starts coming out of his nose and mouth.  I think it's safe to say he died.  My mom soon enters the yard, goes up the stairs and starts chatting it up with my friend.  Now, my friend never helped me.  Is that because I didn't make her in my dream?  Can we control other people in our dreams?  It's hard enough as it is trying to control my own movements let alone create a whole puppet show.  Anyway, I run up and hug my mother so tight and tell her what just happened.  She seemed to think it was an angry patient that visited the hospital where I work.  Not surprised.  But an angry patient with super powers, now that's surprising.

I woke and had to share before I forgot everything.  It was so weird.  I'm going to see if I can interpret the meaning of this.

Saturday, December 29, 2012

MOM FILES: LIFE WITH A TODDLER

Today, I call myself trying to get the kids out of the house.  Things started off nice.  We went to IHOP and had breakfast, no problems.  Then we went to Khols to find Andy some pajamas since we had some Khols cash.  After getting chocolate milk wasted his bladder went into overdrive.  Right by the restrooms were tons of Christmas decorations on clearance.  As we were looking through, he tried to grab some and disaster ensued.  Fragments of  a glitter snowman were left in the aftermath.  We quickly fled the scene, purchased our pajamas, and high tailed it out of there! My embarrassed meter rose a little, but nothing to write home about.  Next stop, CVS.  I haven't had my face wash in about two weeks and I was dying, so I figured this would be a great time.  When I walked in, I remembered I was in need of my Seche Vite top coat so I make my way to the nail section.  As I'm looking around, what do I hear?  A HUGE CRASH! Somehow, Andy managed to knock down an entire makeup display.  I looked behind me and everyone was staring at us.  I'm sure my face was bright red.  I felt bad when the lady walked over to us because there was spilled makeup everywhere, so I helped her fix the display hoping I wouldn't get charged for all of the broken bottles.  She ended up thanking me for helping her fix it.  I just wanted to hide and deny the fact that Andy belonged to me!  I eventually found what I was looking for and couldn't wait to leave, of course there was a bit of a line in which I had to wait.  OMG I never want to take my toddler out in public again.  This was just too much that happened within the two hours we were out.  CALGON, TAKE ME AWAY!

Sunday, January 2, 2011

LINES

I was inspired by @spifster to try these type of line designs.  I hope you enjoy.






As you can see I quit the grey design. I like the simpler version.

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