Saturday, September 8, 2012

DREAM SERIES: KEVIN HART

I don't dream about him often, but when I do, its usually the same scenario.  Last night was no different.  Side note: the first sentence reminded of a Dos Equis commercial LOL.

I'm at my sister Rachel's house.  She leaves for some reason but tells me not to mess with the front door because she is in the process of doing something.  I go to the kitchen and all of  a sudden I hear people in the living room.  I go out and there is a man on the couch talking to Daniel.  He doesn't come off as being her actual boyfriend, rather someone who is trying to woo her.  I think he may have had a daughter or two with him.  I shoot Daniel an evil look because he clearly moved the front door to let this strange person in, but I don't actually say anything since he probably didn't hear the instructions.

I manage to get the man out and just as I was trying to put the door back in place, some old lady with yellow hair comes to the door saying she's there to pick up Kevin Hart.  And yes, I mean yellow, not blonde.  Remember when R. Kelly was rocking half fro half braids?  Well her yellow hair was similar to that. She had one side with a long, loose braid and the other looked like it had extensions too, but it just kind of sticking out to the side.  She reminded me of one of those people who drink beer all day.  I can't explain it.

I go into the bedroom and there in Kevin, sleeping in the bed.  He realizes I'm there to get him out of the house and he jumps up and starts running around the room trying to avoid being caught.  He was  fast little sucker too! I managed to catch him and when I looked at him, he was the size of a 2 year old with his regular adult face.  His feet were small and round like a build a bear.  It made me wonder if he had any toes.

Like I said, this dream doesn't happen often, and it's not always the old lady coming to retrieve him.  Sometimes its this guy I went to school with named Jason.  Sometimes, its my friend Lateef.  But Kevin always manages to get into my sisters house and sleep in one of my nephews beds and one of these three people always comes to get him.  It's no weird!

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