RIPPED JEANS, SHATTERED DREAMS

So ripped jeans have been a fashion yes lately, however, my experience was far from fashionable!  Oh yes, miss "you look skinny today" had her confidence shattered yesterday because of said jeans.  And so it begins.  I call myself trying to look cute yesterday as I headed out to my nieces birthday party.  I had on some wedge boots I've only worn once before and my only pair of form fitting jeans with a leather coat.  Mmmhmm I thought I was still on my M.Y.L.F. status.  We went to the car and as I sat down, I heard the rip, and then I felt it.  My thigh meat was oozing out.  Oh the tragedy of weight fluctuation.  Feeling defeated I ran back into the house and put on my MOM JEANS.  Yes I think it's time to let go of the  M.Y.L.F. dream.  I'm sure my husband will be happy about this.  The truly sad part is that this wasn't the first time this has happened!