I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT!

Gosh I just love kfi am 640! On today's John and Ken show they talked about an inmate on death row who is up for execution.  Albert Brown is his name and he is next to be executed in California.  Apparently our last execution was in 2006.  Anyway, his time is up, however it's been delayed. Why you ask? Because, the judge decided he won't go through with it until Mr. Brown chooses his method of execution. What are his choices? Well, he can either be injected with the common 3 shot cocktail, or he can have one shot and be done.  Well of course he can't seem to decide so here are more delays and tax payer money. That's not the funny part though.  The funny part is the fact that he's pissed because some guy was supposed to be executed before him, but that got cancelled two hours before he was to be executed! So Mr. Brown wants to know what the heck happened to that guy because he is supposed to go first! He sounds like my kids arguing over who's going to take their bath first!  Hello, both of you guys have to do it! As far as I'm concerned, they can line them up side by side and surprise them with the injection choice! Either way, their  going to be knocked out first!


Ok next on my "I can't believe this" list is a mental hospital for those sex offenders who have done their time in prison, but are just too dangerous to be on the street.  Sounds good right? Well, these guys get a mall, cool, jobs, cool, and other amenities.  I hear they also get visitation rights from their families, and adult porn. Wait, WHAT?  Yes people, they get to have adult porn.  Isn't it also odd that when some get visitation from their minor children, a pedophile is also allowed in the room with them? Oh and therapy is optional.  You mean it isn't mandated for them to have therapy?  No! Why? Because their lawyers advise them not to.  Why would they do that? Because going to therapy would be an admission that you are in fact a sexual predator in which they would never be able to get you out! My jaw is on the fucking floor! Anywho, you can read about this on the link in the next post because I could figure out how to put it in this one! lol 


Your welcome and good night!

ARE YOU SERIOUS?????

Ok as most of you know I love listening to kfi am 640. It is the most entertaining talk radio station ever! Anyway, I'm driving home and I hear a news clip about a paralyzed man going into different restaurants and filing law suits for violations.  So the guys on the radio are pissed saying he's a crook, blah, blah, blah, and I'm thinking well if the restaurants are violating the Americans With Disabilities act then what's the problem?  I thought that was his job. I thought he was a city employee or something.


Ok so I found out I was DEAD wrong! Apparently this guy has filed about 500 frivolous law suits against small mom and pop type restaurants claiming they are in violation of this act.  Here's the truth, he never stepped foot, I mean, he never even visited some of these restaurants.  Unfortunately, some of them are such small businesses, instead of fighting the lawsuit, they would just agree to settle. He and his partner in crime attorney make thousands of dollars and so on and so forth. 


Now here's his background:
1) illegal alien
2) became paralyzed after falling from an avocado tree while drunk
3) 3 time felon
4) did I mention he's ILLEGAL
5) admits to buying fake social security numbers off the street
6)HE'S AN ILLEGAL ALIEN!!!!!!


UMMMM, WHY IN THE HELL IS HE STILL HERE? AND WHY IS HE ABLE TO DO THIS? I mean seriously, is this the "American way?"  Absolutely not! This right here, is complete bullsh*t! One of the restaurants he accused of having a mirror 2 inches too high, that he supposedly frequented 4 times, had a full length mirror, AND, he  was never seen on surveillance tape for those 4 days! 


I am so disgusted with our justice system. Justice never seems to be served! 


Anyway if you want to see the news report, here you go:


http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/local/los_angeles&id=7655664

ARE YOU STILL A VIRGIN?

So on my way home from work I saw this billboard.  I instantly thought WTF to myself. What is this all about? Is this a joke? Then I saw another one, and they mentioned it on kfi am640 as well.  Apparently parents are upset about it, which I can understand.  Are they really promoting this? Like seriously, is this some sort of escort service? 

I was talking with my sister about it and we decided to call the number. Yes I actually called that very number! I had no idea what to expect. OMG, it's hilarious! They have a prompt. Press one if you are still a virgin, Press two if you have a friend that's a virgin and you want to help, Press three if you don't know if you are a virgin, Press four if you want your virginity back, and so on (actually I can't remember all seven). 

So I pressed four and I pressed two.  I don't know who payed for these billboards, but this is actually hilarious! Sex shouldn't be a taboo issue in these days anyway. Live a little people and if you want to know about something, call! You never know what you're going to get.

Radio Funny

So as I've mentioned before, I love listening to KFI AM640. So as I was listening this morning they talked about a couple of things that I thought were pretty funny, unfortunate, but funny. Now I know my blog is primarily about family, but I just had to talk about it.

In Florida, a man solicited a prostitute, but when he saw her jacked up grill, he changed his mind.  I guess she wasn't having that and took his check book and $78 out of his pocket. Ok first of all, what in the hell did he expect from her? It's not like he took the time to hire a high end escort. Anyway, he called the police, she went to jail for a felony. Wait, a felony? Hmmm I thought it was only a felony if the amount taken was 5k or more? So he doesn't get in trouble for trying to get a hooker since he is the victim of a felonious crime. I don't agree with that, it's not like she had a weapon.

Then in Mississippi a man held his mom hostage for six hours at gun point because she refused to iron his shirt. SAY WHAT NOW? This is just ridiculous! He claimed that is a woman's job and was pissed at his mom. Ok people are really losing their minds nowadays. There is no way in hell I'm going to iron my grown ass son's shirt unless I'm in a friendly kind of mood. Hell I barely iron anything now! He either needs to invest in wrinkle free clothes or figure out where the nearest cleaners is! Isn't it hot and humid in Mississippi? Those wrinkles would have fallen out in no time! I guess he wasn't on his way to work though, holding her hostage for six hours or he was late as fuck! Sorry for the use of  bad language, but I'm in that kind of mood today.

And backto Florida some guy got busted in jail with some prescription drugs wrapped around his member with a rubberband. He got busted because the rubberband snapped right in front of a correctional officer and dropped on the floor. How awckward.

Anyway, these kinds of stories, along with more serious news, keep me tuned in to KFI AM640. I love talk radio. It's informative and makes you think of things in a way you might not have before. Stay posted for more radio funnies in the future.