MOM FILES: LIFE WITH A TODDLER

Today, I call myself trying to get the kids out of the house.  Things started off nice.  We went to IHOP and had breakfast, no problems.  Then we went to Khols to find Andy some pajamas since we had some Khols cash.  After getting chocolate milk wasted his bladder went into overdrive.  Right by the restrooms were tons of Christmas decorations on clearance.  As we were looking through, he tried to grab some and disaster ensued.  Fragments of  a glitter snowman were left in the aftermath.  We quickly fled the scene, purchased our pajamas, and high tailed it out of there! My embarrassed meter rose a little, but nothing to write home about.  Next stop, CVS.  I haven't had my face wash in about two weeks and I was dying, so I figured this would be a great time.  When I walked in, I remembered I was in need of my Seche Vite top coat so I make my way to the nail section.  As I'm looking around, what do I hear?  A HUGE CRASH! Somehow, Andy managed to knock down an entire makeup display.  I looked behind me and everyone was staring at us.  I'm sure my face was bright red.  I felt bad when the lady walked over to us because there was spilled makeup everywhere, so I helped her fix the display hoping I wouldn't get charged for all of the broken bottles.  She ended up thanking me for helping her fix it.  I just wanted to hide and deny the fact that Andy belonged to me!  I eventually found what I was looking for and couldn't wait to leave, of course there was a bit of a line in which I had to wait.  OMG I never want to take my toddler out in public again.  This was just too much that happened within the two hours we were out.  CALGON, TAKE ME AWAY!